Geoffreyisms

I’m trying to build a bridge and you’re like yea yea yea just fly over it. I want to drive. Why do I need a helicopter?

Isms

You know what I just found out isn’t cool anymore….Jorts? When did that happen? I mean I don’t wear them but still.

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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poeticveghead this is the response you should use when we text you puns lol!

(via epic-humor)

Uh oh

So there may not be any isms. Someone has been a no call no show for 2 straight days……..

tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

Geoffreyism

Well then what’s the point of having a white crayon? I didn’t think it had a purpose until I found a black piece of paper and then the black crayon no longer had a purpose until I went back to white paper.

tastefullyoffensive:

[victimsofcircumsolar]

Yup

tastefullyoffensive:

[victimsofcircumsolar]

Yup

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

Lmao!

(Source: vinebox, via epic-humor)

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

(via epic-humor)

epic-humor:

ALL GRAY!!

Awwww

(Source: poyzn)