why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
As if I needed another reason to think Florida needs to break off and sink to the bottom of the ocean. Fuck that state.
How is this just now being invented?
And Target takes another victim.
They made the right choice